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THE SHORT VERSION: Not much to say about me really. I'm a very simple person. Silly at times.. Stubborn always... Cool when you're cool... Tough when you're tough... Nothing more & Nothing less than what's necessary. Some say I move in mysterious ways... ahhh wait... Ok, maybe they weren't talking about me, but I can be quite un-predictable sometimes if thats what 'mysterious ways' means. I like to take on extraodinary feats. Not that I'm a great achiever or anything, but I like to think I've been paving the way for others. I do have a plan though. It may seem like a silly one, but I am going die trying. And if I don't make it during my lifetime, my children - when I have them - will take over. Ok.. the plan.. Now don't laugh.. I... Plan... to buy.. JAMAICA.. someday... There, I said it. Now, wish me luck :)
THE LONG VERSION: Ok... I was going to put in every dirty, sleazy, nasty, shameful little details about me for this long version, but I think it might be too much for you to handle. So, instead you'll just have to settle with the good stuff... Sure, its not as exciting as the bad stuff, but I love telling people about them ^__^..
Incase you haven't figured out as yet, I am Jamaican and I really love here.
I was raised in a home for orphan children, and left when I was .... ahhh, sorry wrong story :D
Ok... The Jamaican part is true so far, but I was raised by my Grandmother... Hey, don't mean to cut my story, but I have to tell you that what psychologists are saying about the mother/son relationship; that the son will always try to find a mate that reminds them of their mother, it is very true. In my case though it my Grandmother, and yes... I would love to meet that woman with her courage, strength, and compassion that my Grandmother have shown to me... If you feel that you fit this description, please don't hesitate to contact me and tell me all about you, please have a nice pic (nude pics are accepted) included in your application... (NB. Other important qualities may apply. All applicants must be 18 years of age or older. Winchester reserves all rights to refuse any application(s) that he may fine revolting, dishonest, or/and undesirable in anyway possible. He also, reserve that right to change his mind as he see fit to his comfort. Winchester ý 005) ^__^
Anyway, back to my story. As far as I could remember, I was always curious about how thing works. I would inspect, and analyze (sometime tearing apart) everything that fascinated me.
Toys, appliances, gadgets, people (I'm talking about their minds); I had to know how they work... This brings me to how I am now. There is not one area where I'm completely dumb about... Did I say it right? Well, I still have a lot to learn, and in many areas, but hey... I'm still waiting to find out...
Where people are concerned, is the most challenging area anyone could come across. People fascinates me the most. How they live...The things they like and hate...Why they like and hate... And tons more of ' whys ' and "how's" .. So far I've learnt a lot of "nothings". You know what this does? Drive me crazy !!! I've learnt one good thing though. This is how I've been surviving so long... "Treat others the way you want to be treated "... sounds familiar? Kinda, huh?... I know that's not the way it really goes... "Treat others good to get what you want ", right? I don't know... I kinda like mine better... I love to experience new things... I love to experience things that scares the shit out of me... I love to do things that no one thought possible... I love sexual experience (straight... well, maybe I'll try curved too, but only with women)... I just love EXPERIENCES !!! Now you know where we get the name ''AlternativeXperience" from. I love hanging with my friends. They are the best. I know that all of you are now thinking that I'm kinda weird. I know you are wondering, "why would I want to say stuff like this for complete strangers to see?", and "who cares anyway !". ahhh Shit !!... Dammit !!.. I had the answer just a second ago. umm... Something to do with friends that are too far to make phone calls to... ahhrrr..... How well, I'll just have to tell you when I remember.
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